Funny Camping Long Sleeve Shirt – Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth

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Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth Long Sleeve in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

Style:StandardBaseball Raglan

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm with like colors
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not bleach
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Stay Comfy in the "Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth" Long Sleeve

When the sun goes down and the bugs come out, you'll want this long sleeve. It’s the perfect blend of humor and practicality for any outdoor enthusiast who's resigned to being a mosquito's favorite meal.

Why You'll Love It

  • Features the funny "Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth" graphic with a bold mosquito illustration.
  • Provides a bit more coverage for cooler evenings or extra sun protection.
  • Soft, comfortable fabric that feels great all day long.
  • A witty statement piece that sparks smiles and nods of recognition.

Why We Designed This

We started Camp Life Shirts because we wanted gear that felt authentic. We know that sometimes, camping means dealing with bugs. This design is our funny, honest take on that universal experience. It’s for everyone who’s ever felt like they were born to be a mosquito buffet. We wanted a shirt that’s as real as waking up with welts.

Camp Life Pro Tip

Apply repellent to exposed skin, but also consider spraying a bit on your clothing. It can add an extra layer of protection against those persistent biters.

Perfect For

  • Campfire nights and stargazing.
  • Hiking through shaded trails.
  • Crisp autumn camping trips.
  • Anyone who's a walking bug attractant.
  • Humorous "FEEDING MOSQUITOS SINCE BIRTH" design.
  • Detailed mosquito illustration adds a playful touch.
  • Classic gray and white artwork.
  • Comfortable long sleeves for added coverage.
  • Roomy unisex fit for easy layering.
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Frequently Asked Questions

How does the 'Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth' design look on the long sleeve tee?

The design, featuring the bold 'FEEDING MOSQUITOS SINCE BIRTH' text and a detailed mosquito illustration, is clearly printed on the long sleeve tee. It maintains the humorous and sarcastic tone of the original graphic.

Is this long sleeve tee suitable for cooler evenings around the campfire?

Yes, this long sleeve tee is specifically designed for cooler weather. It provides a bit of extra coverage and warmth, making it great for those chilly nights when the mosquitos are particularly active.

What is the material like for this 'Feeding Mosquitos Since Birth' long sleeve?

This long sleeve tee is made from a comfortable and durable fabric blend, offering a good balance of warmth and breathability. It feels great against the skin, providing comfort during outdoor activities.

Can this long sleeve serve as a light layer for hiking?

Absolutely. Its comfortable material makes it a good choice for a light layer during hikes, especially in transitional weather. It offers a bit of protection from the elements while showcasing your sense of humor.

Does the design offer any practical benefit beyond humor, like protection?

While primarily a humorous statement, the long sleeves do offer a bit of physical barrier against light brush or sun. It’s a funny way to acknowledge your role as a mosquito buffet while getting some minimal coverage.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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