Assquatch In Hiking Gear – Funny Camping Comfort Colors Tee
🔥 Printed fresh when you order🏕️ Ships in 2–4 business days

Assquatch In Hiking Gear – Funny Camping Comfort Colors Tee
🔥 Printed fresh when you order🏕️ Ships in 2–4 business days
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
- Fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Garment may shrink slightly after first wash — this is expected
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Don't Be An Assquatch Humorous Comfort Color T-Shirt
Embrace the chaos of camping with our 'Don't Be An Assquatch' Comfort Color tee. This shirt stars a charmingly grumpy Sasquatch, looking a bit too attached to his smartphone, reminding us all to stay present on the trail. Known for their relaxed fit and vintage feel, Comfort Colors shirts are perfect for those who love that broken-in comfort from day one. It's your go-to for campfire stories and questionable life choices.
Why You'll Love It
- Iconic 'Assquatch' illustration with a relatable, humorous twist.
- The ultimate soft, lived-in feel that only Comfort Colors can provide.
- Generous, relaxed fit ideal for lounging or adventuring.
- Unique garment-dyed fabric for a vintage, one-of-a-kind look.
Why We Designed This
We started Camp Life Shirts because we wanted camping gear that actually feels like camp — not some slick outdoor brand trying to sell you a lifestyle. We camp in state parks, cook questionable meals over a fire, and argue about the best way to stack firewood. This design is our playful poke at the personalities that can surface when we're out in the wild. It’s for the campers who know how to laugh at themselves.
Camp Life Pro Tip
When setting up your tent, remember to clear the ground of rocks and twigs. A little effort here means a lot more comfort later. And try not to be the 'Assquatch' who leaves their gear strewn everywhere.
Perfect For
- Chilling at the campsite
- Bonfire nights
- Road trips
- Everyday wear with a dose of humor
- ✓ Features a funny Sasquatch character engrossed with his smartphone.
- ✓ Witty 'Don't Be An Assquatch' text for camping humor enthusiasts.
- ✓ Classic, rustic illustration with a distressed texture.
- ✓ Famous Comfort Colors softness and relaxed, unisex fit.
- ✓ Durable, garment-dyed fabric for a vintage, well-loved feel.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'garment-dyed' mean for this Comfort Color t-shirt?
Garment dyeing means the t-shirt is dyed after it's constructed, resulting in a super soft feel and a slightly vintage, lived-in look right from the start.
How does the 'Don't Be An Assquatch' design look on a Comfort Color tee?
The unique, humorous illustration of the Sasquatch character and the 'DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH' text looks fantastic on the soft, relaxed fabric of this tee, enhancing its casual appeal.
Is this Comfort Color tee good for casual outdoor wear?
Yes, its soft, relaxed fit and durable construction make it perfect for any outdoor setting, from backyard BBQs to casual hikes or trips to the campsite.
What are the key visual elements of the Assquatch graphic?
The design includes a Sasquatch character in hiking attire, a smartphone, forest trees, and a large orange sun, all presented with a distressed texture for a classic outdoor vibe.
What makes this tee a great choice for campers?
Its ultimate comfort, relaxed style, and humorous design make it a go-to shirt for anyone who enjoys camping, the wilderness, and a good chuckle around the fire.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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