Don't Be An Assquatch Raglan 3/4
🔥 Printed fresh when you order🏕️ Ships in 2–4 business days
Don't Be An Assquatch Raglan 3/4
🔥 Printed fresh when you order🏕️ Ships in 2–4 business days
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Tultex 245 Unisex Three-Quarter Sleeve Raglan
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Don't Be An Assquatch: Your Go-To Bigfoot Beer Raglan
Heading to the woods? Make sure you pack your sense of humor. This "Don't Be An Assquatch" design is for every camper who knows a good time involves a cold one and a few laughs, not bad vibes. It's the perfect uniform for campfire stories and friendly banter.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases a legendary Bigfoot enjoying a brew, reminding everyone to chill and enjoy the camp life.
- Bold "DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH" text makes it clear you're here for good times and good company.
- Printed fresh for you, so your funny assquatch raglan arrives ready for adventure.
- An original Camp Life design, made for real campers who appreciate a good chuckle.
Why We Designed This
We've all been on those trips where someone just… isn't getting the vibe. Maybe they hog the s'mores, or complain about the bugs. This design is our gentle, hilarious reminder to just relax and be a good human (or sasquatch) out there. It’s about keeping the camp spirit light and fun, exactly how it should be.
Camp Life Pro Tip
When packing for camp, remember to bring extra firewood, extra snacks, and an extra dose of patience. Sharing is caring, especially when it comes to the last beer.
Perfect For
- Campfire gatherings where the jokes fly freely.
- Your next weekend escape to the forest.
- Gifting to the friend who always keeps the camp spirits high.
- Lounging around the campsite after a long day of not being an assquatch.
- ✓ Humorous Bigfoot silhouette holding a beer mug against a full moon.
- ✓ Bold "DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH" text for a funny camping pun.
- ✓ Vibrant, illustrated design with forest elements and a playful tone.
- ✓ Classic unisex raglan fit with contrast sleeves for a laid-back look.
- ✓ Soft, breathable fabric blend ensures comfort during any camp activity.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this raglan comfortable enough for wearing around the campfire on a cool evening?
Absolutely! The Tultex 245 Unisex Raglan is known for its comfortable, lightweight fabric, making it perfect for layering or wearing on its own during those cooler fall camping nights by the fire.
I like to signal my fun personality on the road; will this design be easily visible and understood by other travelers?
Yes, the bold 'DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH' text and clear Bigfoot silhouette are highly visible, ensuring fellow travelers and campers will catch the humor and your fun-loving spirit from a distance.
My dog is part of our camping adventures; is this shirt durable enough for active outdoor wear while walking the trails?
This raglan is designed for comfort and casual wear, making it suitable for light outdoor activities like walking trails with your dog. Its durable construction will hold up to many adventures.
Is the humor on this shirt appropriate for our family camping trips, or is it more for adult-only gatherings?
The 'Assquatch' pun is a playful take on a classic cryptid, generally considered lighthearted adult humor. While not overtly offensive, it's best suited for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky fun around the campfire.
What's the fit like on this unisex raglan, and will the design hold up after multiple washes?
The Tultex 245 is a unisex fit, generally running true to size for a comfortable, relaxed feel. The high-quality direct-to-garment print is designed to be durable and will maintain its vibrancy wash after wash.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
